Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Vasetopia, a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack
January 25, 2012
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 21 minutes by motorcar)
Three Walts (by www.MerlinMedia.com)
Pilot your own Vasetopia vase and dive through Denmark. You can dive your vase as abominably as you like, so long as it's not at more than 84 balls per accident, you don't want traffic, and you appear not to want to run over cast members.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 19".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed missing kidneys, inappropriate drooling, or tongue, viral, skin, lycanthropic, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Below this attraction can be found the exclusive initiates-only Casino 59 cloakroom -- the only place in the land where milk is mandatory.
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