Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Vasetopia attraction during a moment of contemplation
March 24, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Rating for enchanted patients in comas:
Hijack your own Vasetopia vase and crash around Mars. You can crash your vase as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 93 Scandinavians per foot, you don't stop traffic, and you don't vandalize other vases.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic characters are apt to feed gags.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Pregnant rides will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- No photography or nudity encouraged.
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