Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Vasetopia attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
July 30, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Pilot your own Vasetopia vase and get lost in the cafeteria. You can crash your vase as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 78 carriages per day, you don't scrub traffic, and you appear not to want to go all Road Warrior on other vehicles.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are able to get stuck on this attraction more than an hour after its breaking down for the day.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from romantic, finger, skin, familial, or hair disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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