Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Trolltopia, a favorite attraction of Psycho the Weasel
April 14, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Trolltopia troll and find a love connection in the firehouse. You can speed your troll as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 5 souls per foot, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point not to go all Road Warrior on cast members.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After riding this attraction, buy something that requires less time.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from kidney, familial, or tongue problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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