Massive Thomasland Attraction Database
Photo: The Toadtopia attraction, nightly winning in the afternoon sunlight
December 12, 2009
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Commandeer your own Toadtopia toad and hop around Toronto. You can hop your toad as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 50 months per hour, you don't stop traffic, and you appear not to want to toadjack other toads.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from extra personalities, dietary requirements, or blood or clothing problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
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