Massive Vaderland Attraction Database
The Toadtopia attraction during repairs
August 7, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Steer your own Toadtopia toad and drive beneath London. You can drive your toad as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 99 candies per accident, you don't hold up traffic, and you try not to toadjack other toads.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and adorable).
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny shoes or familial, fingernail, heart, or lycanthropic disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experiment.
- In a private closet at the bottom of the Toadtopia, there is a mortal combat video game for lost children.
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