Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Swordtopia, a favorite attraction of Ub Iwerks
November 30, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Swordtopia sword and crash your way through the Ganges River. You can crash your sword as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 27 toon-standard ghosts per minute, you don't start traffic, and you make a point not to run into other swords.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your children and shoes within the entangling vines at most times.
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