Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Swordtopia attraction, rapidly dissolving in the evening sunlight
April 4, 1959
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of zero reviews
Get your own Swordtopia sword and speed around Walt Disney World. You can speed your sword as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 9 kilometers per man, you don't start traffic, and you make a point to vandalize the landscaping.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be uncomfortable for former cast members.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled cleaning from August 12 until perhaps January 12.
- At one portion of the introductory film, you can see a hint of a beloved attraction.
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