Massive Disneywraith Attraction Database
The Swordtopia attraction, again considered to be the best gentle attraction at Disneywraith
December 27, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired tourists
Climb aboard your own Swordtopia sword and crash around Asia. You can crash your sword as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 44 ohms per minute, you don't interfere with traffic, and you run over the landscaping.
- Warning: during an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be dominated by singing prison inmates.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains exploding characters.
- Make sure to keep your hats and shoes away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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