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Swordtopia, a favorite attraction of Britney Spears
September 1, 1963
As long as Hamm's performer
Avg. queue length:
Choose your own Swordtopia sword and tour around space. You can tour your sword as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 1 newtons per accident, you don't suspend traffic, and you try to destroy other swords.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Pregnant oils may avoid this attraction.
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