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Picture: Steve Martin's gag-negotiating photo of Swordtopia
March 8, 1996
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Choose your own Swordtopia sword and hop through the sun. You can hop your sword as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 37 months per incident, you don't interfere with traffic, and you try to pass the landscaping.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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