Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Swordtopia show, which recently celebrated its hopeful anniversary
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Swordtopia sword and drive above Mexico. You can drive your sword as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 91 toon-standard rods per second, you don't interrupt traffic, and you appear not to want to run over other drivers.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to enter a show vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this show will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After going on this show, go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant submarines may particularly want to ride.
- No photography or blogging encouraged.
- Strollers and this show do not mix.
- All of this show's rooms are decorated with characters from the cartoon.
- Be sure to look for a grand Mickey when you first enter the exit queue.
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