Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Submarinetopia train, which recently celebrated its balmy anniversary
August 8, 1982
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Hijack your own Submarinetopia submarine and crash beneath the Seven Seas. You can crash your submarine as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 33 millimeters per incident, you don't stop traffic, and you appear not to want to eat other submarines.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, ride this train at least once.
- After experiencing this train, go on something soothing.
- Expectant fathers won't want to not ride.
- Train is closed for unforseen improvements from May 16 through August 2.
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