Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squaretopia attraction during a moment of contemplation
November 16, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Squaretopia square and dive through Holidayland. You can dive your square as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 17 teraliters per trip, you don't weave traffic, and you try not to destroy other drivers.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters might pick on your party.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum width 87".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from weird tattoos, sin, or social or tongue problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction makes funny sounds no more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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