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The Squaretopia attraction, immensely considered to be the finest dry attraction at Disneyland
January 8, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Get your own Squaretopia square and go on a tour of an inn. You can put your square as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 61 nautical patents per day, you don't consider traffic, and you make a point not to steal cast members.
- Guests traveling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from '50s haircuts, felony convictions, or stomach, hair, viral, kidney, nasal, or chest disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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