Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Squaretopia attraction, October 24, 1983, 9:32 p.m.
January 5, 2002
Avg. queue length:
37 minutes (or 3 minutes in metric)
Choose your own Squaretopia square and fly through the Rainforest Café. You can fly your square as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 9 rods per foot, you don't suspend traffic, and you don't sideswipe the landscaping.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for chickens.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, chronic missing kidneys, or leg or attention-span problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No food or blogging allowed.
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