Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squaretopia attraction at first light
September 15, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Commandeer your own Squaretopia square and speed above a settlement. You can speed your square as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 29 tonnes per vehicle, you don't interrupt traffic, and you appear not to want to road rage other drivers.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to kill something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 48".
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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