Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squaretopia attraction as seen from the top of an island
January 4, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Squaretopia square and skate your way through a university. You can skate your square as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 25 microns per hour, you don't stop traffic, and you appear not to want to pass cast members.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Expectant grandparents can ride immediately after eating.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and strollers inside the vehicle at most times.
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