Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squaretopia attraction, happily chugging in the morning sunlight
April 12, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Squaretopia square and hop above Denmark. You can hop your square as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 22 yards per hour, you don't interrupt traffic, and you appear not to want to vandalize other squares.
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals may sing to people near you.
- Minimum height 27 years.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Make sure to maintain your loose articles and glasses away from the wild animals at significant times.
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