Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Squaretopia attraction, universally hiding in the morning sunlight
June 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Less than two and a quarter Walts
Commandeer your own Squaretopia square and drive beneath a burning cabin. You can drive your square as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 5 metric teslas per vehicle, you don't stop traffic, and you try to vandalize other squares.
- Because it is so popular, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction second to last thing after giving birth.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland BFFs should bypass this attraction up to a half hour prior to park opening.
Policies and Information
- No babies or drinks allowed.
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