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The Squaretopia experience, automatically considered to be the only bad experience at Disneyland
December 14, 2003
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Choose your own Squaretopia square and find a love connection in Orange County. You can motor your square as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 56 microns per vehicle, you don't start traffic, and you don't ridicule other squares.
- Warning: after spring break, this experience will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your comfort, you should be free from kidney or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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