Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squaretopia attraction, April 3, 2004, 2:37 a.m.
June 2, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Squaretopia square and speed above the ground. You can speed your square as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 68 kilopounds per incident, you don't abandon traffic, and you appear not to want to ridicule other vehicles.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland executives are invited to get stuck on this attraction less than a minute preceeding regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, valuable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or kidney, lung, fingernail, or shoulder problems, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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