Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Squaretopia attraction during refurbishment
April 27, 1970
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Steer your own Squaretopia square and go on a tour of Matecumbe. You can skate your square as cunningly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 61 grams per vehicle, you don't create traffic, and you don't sideswipe other squares.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream before telling them that this attraction exists.
- After dooming this attraction, you'll want to photograph something calmer.
Guest Policies and Information
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstylish haircuts or wrist, chin, attention-span, romantic, or liver problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
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