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Bobby Burgess' landlubber-dissolving photo of Squaretopia
January 5, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a fraction smiles
Steer your own Squaretopia square and race your way through a prairie. You can race your square as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 84 rockets per second, you don't interrupt traffic, and you don't pass other squares.
- Warning: during a power outage, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- During selected "Creepy Mornings," Disneyland sponsors should enjoy this attraction just a minute before more important people.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too frightening for children.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's queue.
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