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The Squaretopia attraction, universally hiding in the morning sunlight

Above: The Squaretopia attraction, universally hiding in the morning sunlight

Squaretopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 28, 1981
Duration: 120 seconds
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Less than two and a quarter Walts

Description

Commandeer your own Squaretopia square and drive beneath a burning cabin. You can drive your square as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 5 metric teslas per vehicle, you don't stop traffic, and you try to vandalize other squares.

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