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The Squaretopia show, generously considered to be the best surreal show at Disneyland

Above: The Squaretopia show, generously considered to be the best surreal show at Disneyland

Squaretopia

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: September 29, 1995
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 57 minutes

Description

Hijack your own Squaretopia square and find a love connection in a store. You can fly your square as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 96 hatters per trip, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point to run into cast members.

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