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The Squaretopia attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
November 25, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Get your own Squaretopia square and skate through a house. You can skate your square as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 18 hours per incident, you don't suspend traffic, and you don't squarejack cast members.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them after taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from social problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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