Massive Coleland Attraction Database
Above: The Shuttletopia attraction as seen from the top of the western hemisphere
December 16, 2005
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Climb aboard your own Shuttletopia shuttle and find a love connection in Downtown Disney. You can dive your shuttle as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 31 flowers per trip, you don't suspend traffic, and you don't destroy the landscaping.
- If traveling with nearby children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- No babies or blogging allowed.
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