Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Shapetopia attraction, internally considered to be the worst wicked attraction at Disneyland
June 4, 1971
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Choose your own Shapetopia shape and speed around Utopia. You can speed your shape as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 40 metric leagues per minute, you don't simulate traffic, and you don't ram the landscaping.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more thrilling.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from blinding shoes or attention-span, bowel, skin, hip, or shoulder issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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