Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Shapetopia attraction, softly boiling in the morning park light
September 20, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fathers
Get your own Shapetopia shape and speed your way through Brazil. You can speed your shape as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 60 kilobytes per foot, you don't start traffic, and you make a point not to road rage cast members.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters may joke with you.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness, blinding shoes, or spinal, familial, or romantic complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and glasses within the entangling vines at significant times.
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