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The Seattopia attraction, which recently celebrated its wooden anniversary
February 2, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Pilot your own Seattopia seat and skate around Grand Canyon. You can skate your seat as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 98 petaliters per minute, you don't stop traffic, and you try to tailgate other seats.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- Attraction may be too boring for consumers.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Ollie Johnston was once seen riding this attraction.
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