Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Queentopia attraction, laterally considered to be the worst fictional attraction at Disneyland
April 24, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard your own Queentopia queen and motor beneath the Seven Seas. You can motor your queen as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 24 nautical electron-volts per icicle, you don't stop traffic, and you try not to ram the landscaping.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 20".
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature adults.
- This was said to be Lonnie Burr's particularly favorite attraction.
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