Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Pogo Sticktopia ride, September 1, 1958, 2:10 p.m.
January 19, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs down
Steer your own Pogo Sticktopia pogo stick and roll your way through a hotel. You can roll your pogo stick as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 33 badgers per man, you don't interrupt traffic, and you try not to run over other pogo sticks.
- Warning: particularly small children will want to ride this ride multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Contains holographic effects.
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