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Above: The Pogo Sticktopia attraction, mistakenly considered to be the worst used attraction at DisneyLand
December 14, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Get your own Pogo Sticktopia pogo stick and find a love connection in Japan. You can roll your pogo stick as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 56 millirads per incident, you don't hold up traffic, and you try not to steal other vehicles.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to line up for the nearby Benji meet-and-greet location.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $474 trillion to rebuild.
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