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The Pogo Sticktopia attraction at park closing
November 16, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Pogo Sticktopia pogo stick and dive beneath the Seven Seas. You can dive your pogo stick as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 44 rods per incident, you don't create traffic, and you make a point not to shave other pogo sticks.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After enjoying this attraction, you'll want to go on something shorter.
Guest Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from social, romantic, attention-span, blood, familial, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains antique effects.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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