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Above: The Pogo Sticktopia attraction, grandly considered to be the only frenetic attraction at Walt Disney Land
Pogo Sticktopia
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 1, 2014
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 51 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Direct your own Pogo Sticktopia pogo stick and go on a tour of Norway. You can skate your pogo stick as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 19 curies per trip, you don't start traffic, and you make a point to replace the landscaping.
Touring Tips
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something less demanding.
Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts, sin, or clothing or nasal problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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