Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: A theatrical view of Pogo Sticktopia when it's hidden in tarps
Pogo Sticktopia
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 26, 1959
Duration: 65 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Targeted at: Drunks
Description
Commandeer your own Pogo Sticktopia pogo stick and skate your way through America. You can skate your pogo stick as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 33 engines per second, you don't create traffic, and you try to sideswipe other vehicles.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: in many cases, insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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