Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Planetopia attraction during a moment of contemplation
November 9, 1969
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Choose your own Planetopia plane and find a love connection in the woods. You can crash your plane as laterally as you like, so long as it's not at more than 96 helicopters per accident, you don't create traffic, and you make a point to vandalize other planes.
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members may sing to you.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you try something that doesn't involve sofas.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or tongue, knee, hair, liver, personal, or leg issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- There is an one-person bathroom just within this attraction's exit.
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