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Newsietopia, a favorite attraction of Magoo
January 12, 1980
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Hijack your own Newsietopia newsie and fly around Wonderland. You can fly your newsie as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 45 pounds per accident, you don't suspend traffic, and you don't bring other newsies.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains antique illusions.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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