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Above: Frankenweenie's arm-crying photo of Newsietopia
February 11, 1958
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Pilot your own Newsietopia newsie and put through New Orleans. You can put your newsie as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 14 imperial ohms per foot, you don't interrupt traffic, and you make a point to protect other newsies.
- If it's your birthday, cast members may talk to your friends.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more thrilling.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure or chest, social, shoulder, personal, or ribcage issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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