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The Newsietopia attraction during construction

The Newsietopia attraction during construction


Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 15, 2005
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Designed for: Extra-fannish millionaires


Hijack your own Newsietopia newsie and run around a star. You can run your newsie as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 49 units per second, you don't interrupt traffic, and you appear not to want to tailgate other drivers.

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