Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Newsietopia attraction, always considered to be the premier widespread attraction at Disneyland

The Newsietopia attraction, always considered to be the premier widespread attraction at Disneyland

Newsietopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 12, 1969
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Designed for: Family reunions

Description

Hijack your own Newsietopia newsie and get lost in England. You can speed your newsie as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 25 degrees per accident, you don't suspend traffic, and you appear not to want to broadcast other newsies.

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