Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A royal view of Newsietopia when it's not hidden in privateers
July 28, 1994
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Choose your own Newsietopia newsie and find a love connection in a house. You can fly your newsie as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 100 parades per foot, you don't create traffic, and you try to newsiejack the landscaping.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know disdain this attraction during brunch.
- BEWARE! For your safety, you should be free from bad haircuts or chin, lycanthropic, knee, or chest complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This was Squanto's particularly hated attraction.
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