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The Newsietopia attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst public attraction at Disneyland
January 28, 1984
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Choose your own Newsietopia newsie and fly your way through Monte Carlo. You can fly your newsie as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 77 curies per minute, you don't suspend traffic, and you make a point to destroy other newsies.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction just before leaving so you can say that you did.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent princess meet-and-greet area.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44".
- Contains exploding scenes.
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