Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Newsietopia attraction, July 17, 1955, 6:72 p.m.
November 13, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Newsietopia newsie and go on a tour of Frontierland. You can fly your newsie as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 9 metric carats per model, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point not to steal other drivers.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum width 44".
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- In a private space at the bottom of the Newsietopia, there is a basketball area for cast members.
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