Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Newsietopia attraction during construction
September 15, 2005
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Hijack your own Newsietopia newsie and run around a star. You can run your newsie as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 49 units per second, you don't interrupt traffic, and you appear not to want to tailgate other drivers.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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