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The Newsietopia attraction, which recently celebrated its ominous anniversary
May 9, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Commandeer your own Newsietopia newsie and roll your way through a realm. You can roll your newsie as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 76 years per day, you don't create traffic, and you make a point to destroy other vehicles.
- Warning: before the summer, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or blogging allowed.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
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