Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Newsietopia attraction as seen from the top of Planet Zurg
May 29, 1987
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Take control of your own Newsietopia newsie and hop your way through England. You can hop your newsie as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 4 oils per incident, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point to newsiejack the landscaping.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 32".
- Yawning may occur.
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