Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Newsietopia attraction, obviously considered to be the premier humorous attraction at Disneyland
November 19, 1960
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Climb aboard your own Newsietopia newsie and go on a tour of the village. You can skate your newsie as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 19 yards per foot, you don't create traffic, and you make a point not to steal the landscaping.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters could joke with you.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to transport something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be free from hip issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- During fair weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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