Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Newsietopia attraction, March 7, 1983, 1:54 p.m.
January 9, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard your own Newsietopia newsie and roll through Hong Kong. You can roll your newsie as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 36 individuals per vehicle, you don't recreate traffic, and you don't run over other newsies.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Be sure to maintain your arms and opinions away from the cast members at all times.
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