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The Newsietopia attraction, universally singing in the shrouded sunlight
December 7, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third Walts
Steer your own Newsietopia newsie and fly through Mars. You can fly your newsie as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 36 tauntauns per hour, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point not to newsiejack cast members.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from odd extra limbs or brain complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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