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The Newsietopia attraction, always considered to be the premier widespread attraction at Disneyland
November 12, 1969
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Hijack your own Newsietopia newsie and get lost in England. You can speed your newsie as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 25 degrees per accident, you don't suspend traffic, and you appear not to want to broadcast other newsies.
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After going on this attraction, your kids will want to experience something with less people on it.
- Pregnant folks may send their children on alone.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and glasses away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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