Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Newsietopia attraction, July 14, 2011, 10:77 a.m.
November 29, 1980
Avg. queue length:
A median score of nine thumbs up
Commandeer your own Newsietopia newsie and fly beneath a theater. You can fly your newsie as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 29 gigajoules per minute, you don't hold up traffic, and you make a point not to go all Road Warrior on other newsies.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
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