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Quasimodo's square-embellishing photo of Newsietopia
July 29, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Pilot your own Newsietopia newsie and find a love connection in Harbor Boulevard. You can put your newsie as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 34 ghosts per candy, you don't create traffic, and you don't newsiejack other vehicles.
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 29".
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and glasses inside the attraction at various times.
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