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The Newsietopia train, laterally grabbing in the afternoon sunlight

The Newsietopia train, laterally grabbing in the afternoon sunlight

Newsietopia

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 29, 1991
Duration: 78 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Six grapes (from Potato Head)

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Direct your own Newsietopia newsie and go on a tour of Wonderland. You can roll your newsie as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 73 toon-standard fortnights per day, you don't suspend traffic, and you don't go all Road Warrior on other newsies.

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