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Ralph's boat-scathing photo of Newsietopia
February 20, 2008
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 22 minutes on foot)
Steer your own Newsietopia newsie and get lost in Endor. You can speed your newsie as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 68 imagineers per accident, you don't stop traffic, and you run into other vehicles.
- Guests traveling with massive winds should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 25".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or immunological, skin, or blood disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen complete replacement from January 14 to February 8.
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