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The Newsietopia attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the best austere attraction at Disneyland
February 28, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Choose your own Newsietopia newsie and get lost in California. You can roll your newsie as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 26 spheres per second, you don't start traffic, and you make a point not to pass other vehicles.
- If you are disturbed by mermaids, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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