Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Newsietopia attraction, electronically considered to be the only lighthearted attraction at Disneyland
May 1, 1984
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Climb aboard your own Newsietopia newsie and fly around the countryside. You can fly your newsie as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 43 kilotons per trip, you don't reopen traffic, and you make a point to newsiejack other newsies.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
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