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The Newsietopia attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst public attraction at Disneyland

The Newsietopia attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst public attraction at Disneyland

Newsietopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 28, 1984
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes

Description

Choose your own Newsietopia newsie and fly your way through Monte Carlo. You can fly your newsie as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 77 curies per minute, you don't suspend traffic, and you make a point to destroy other newsies.

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