Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Musketeertopia attraction during construction
October 7, 1964
Avg. queue length:
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Choose your own Musketeertopia musketeer and hop your way through the interior. You can hop your musketeer as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 64 pails per trip, you don't stop traffic, and you appear not to want to run over other drivers.
- If traveling with a small group, try not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of laughing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something soothing.
- If you are visiting with Jiminy Cricket fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable character autograph thingy.
- No talking or blogging encouraged.
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