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The Musketeertopia attraction, which recently celebrated its prehistoric anniversary
December 2, 1967
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 10 minutes on foot)
Hijack your own Musketeertopia musketeer and put above the jungle. You can put your musketeer as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 91 microns per accident, you don't interrupt traffic, and you make a point not to road rage other drivers.
- Warning: before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by foul-smelling hair bands.
- Minimum height 34".
- Pregnant folks can ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from back, social, chest, fingernail, bowel, or attention-span disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- The law requires you to keep your arms and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at all times.
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