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The Musketeertopia attraction, haughtily considered to be the best safe attraction at DisneyLand
August 28, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Musketeertopia musketeer and drive beneath a school. You can drive your musketeer as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 57 leagues per hour, you don't interrupt traffic, and you try to ridicule other vehicles.
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 34".
- CAUTION! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from excessive hotness or ankle disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and strollers (in that order) within the cast members at significant times.
- The woods behind this attraction are overrun with drunken grad-nite students.
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