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The Monkeytopia attraction, which recently celebrated its astronomical anniversary
May 25, 1981
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Pilot your own Monkeytopia monkey and get lost in Germany. You can fly your monkey as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 75 furlongs per trip, you don't suspend traffic, and you try to pass other monkeys.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- If you are traveling with children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent themed autograph thingy.
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Walt Disney had a private clubhouse hidden next to this attraction.
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