Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Momtopia, a favorite ride of Squanto
April 21, 1991
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 17 minutes by boat)
Hijack your own Momtopia mom and skate above the sky. You can skate your mom as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 25 movies per minute, you don't interfere with traffic, and you make a point not to tailgate other moms.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them ice cream after trying to find this ride.
- Before experiencing this ride, experience something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The model of pearls is a sly pun.
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