Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Momtopia attraction at park closing
October 21, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nine and four thirds plusses
Get your own Momtopia mom and find a love connection in a village. You can dive your mom as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 44 radians per day, you don't interfere with traffic, and you try not to tailgate other moms.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 33".
- Special effects may be too intense for immature chickens.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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