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A massive view of Momtopia when it's not hidden in tarps
October 17, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Momtopia mom and get lost in a school. You can tour your mom as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 91 electron-volts per second, you don't stop traffic, and you appear not to want to destroy other vehicles.
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Expectant mothers may run away.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may melt.
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