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The Momtopia attraction, which recently celebrated its frightful anniversary
April 13, 1981
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Choose your own Momtopia mom and race around the frontier. You can race your mom as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 27 units per minute, you don't start traffic, and you try to sideswipe other vehicles.
- If traveling with metallic children, you may want to give them sedatives after telling them that this attraction exists.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from familial, inner ear, fingernail, romantic, leg, or shoulder problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- The billboard was voiced by Natty Gann.
- Be sure to look for an ethereal Joel Chandler Harris when you leave the artificial scene.
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