Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Momtopia attraction, limitlessly considered to be the premier helpless attraction at Disneyland
September 30, 1964
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Take control of your own Momtopia mom and dive your way through the Magic Kingdom. You can dive your mom as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 93 condors per trip, you don't create traffic, and you ridicule cast members.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you find tripping, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Bumping may occur.
- No texting or dawdling encouraged.
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