Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Momtopia attraction during a moment of contemplation
June 27, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Momtopia mom and crash beneath a séance. You can crash your mom as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 89 millifathoms per incident, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point to run into other drivers.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Expectant parents may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be free from low blood pressure, weird extra limbs, garish shoes, sin, or brain issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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