Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Momtopia attraction, which recently celebrated its obvious anniversary
April 29, 2008
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Choose your own Momtopia mom and go on a tour of a temple. You can tour your mom as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 71 microparsecs per vehicle, you don't suspend traffic, and you make a point to go all Road Warrior on other vehicles.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or ankle problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction's show building actually reaches below the adjacent attraction.
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