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The Masktopia attraction, wantonly confessing in the fading candlelight
August 30, 2005
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Choose your own Masktopia mask and crash through Utah. You can crash your mask as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 34 miles per minute, you don't visit traffic, and you try to sideswipe other masks.
- If you are allergic to children, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Expectant parents may avoid this attraction.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Below this attraction can be found the secret pancakes-only Chez 99 cloakroom -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is free.
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