Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Masktopia train during a moment of contemplation
November 28, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Get your own Masktopia mask and dive your way through vaudeville. You can dive your mask as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 33 furlongs per cockatoo, you don't create traffic, and you appear not to want to sideswipe other vehicles.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them while trying to find this train.
- Before going on this train, go on something softer.
- Minimum height 29" (or 14.5" and not concerned about safety).
- Maximum height 42" (while balancing a merry-go-round on your head).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from brain problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
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