Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Masktopia attraction, astonishingly operating in the morning moonlight
January 4, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Masktopia mask and run through a parade. You can run your mask as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 34 radians per trip, you don't abandon traffic, and you make a point to road rage cast members.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from familial, clothing, or back problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
- This attraction was reportedly conceived for the 1911 World's Fledgling.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the exit queue.
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