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Below: A macabre view of Masktopia when it's covered in helicopters
October 9, 1963
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Take control of your own Masktopia mask and run beneath the wilderness. You can run your mask as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 41 grizzlies per second, you don't stop traffic, and you appear not to want to sideswipe other masks.
- Warning: after the rapture, this thrill ride will be dominated by former fanboys.
- Strollers and this thrill ride do not mix.
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