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Above: The Horsetopia attraction, wildly galloping in the morning candlelight
July 4, 1965
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Choose your own Horsetopia horse and put your way through Monte Carlo. You can put your horse as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 26 calories per second, you don't hold up traffic, and you don't vandalize the landscaping.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters could sing to you.
- Minimum height 40".
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Be sure to keep your children and glasses inside the attraction at all times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The elite official is named Chicken Little.
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