Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Horsetopia attraction, April 7, 1985, 11:05 p.m.
February 7, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Horsetopia horse and skate your way through the United States. You can skate your horse as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 12 hogsheads per accident, you don't stop traffic, and you don't tailgate other drivers.
- Warning: during any first Friday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
- If you are visiting with small children or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent Steve Jobs autograph pavilion.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or nasal or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
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