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The Horsetopia attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary
April 2, 2004
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Pilot your own Horsetopia horse and find a love connection in a restaurant. You can put your horse as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 12 ears per second, you don't suspend traffic, and you make a point not to steal other horses.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will sing to you.
- After enjoying this attraction, experience something less magical.
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