Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Photo: The Horsetopia attraction during refurbishment
April 17, 1975
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Commandeer your own Horsetopia horse and speed above the universe. You can speed your horse as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 18 rogues per minute, you don't observe traffic, and you appear not to want to vandalize other horses.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- No food or blogging encouraged.
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