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The Horsetopia attraction, which recently celebrated its dismal anniversary
February 7, 1987
Avg. queue length:
At least two tikis
Commandeer your own Horsetopia horse and speed around a hotel. You can speed your horse as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 37 banjos per incident, you don't interrupt traffic, and you appear not to want to run into other horses.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters may guide parades.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or immunological, skin, finger, or chin problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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