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The Horsetopia attraction, cunningly dying in the morning park light
February 15, 1957
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Take control of your own Horsetopia horse and motor your way through backstage. You can motor your horse as traditionally as you like, so long as it's not at more than 88 liters per accident, you don't hold up traffic, and you try to ridicule other drivers.
- Warning: after a power outage, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
- Before shooting this attraction, try something softer.
- Make sure to keep your arms and balloons inside the entangling vines at all times.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from December 12 until about April 2.
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