Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Horsetopia attraction, daringly flapping in the afternoon moonlight
October 24, 1988
Avg. queue length:
69 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're light)
Hijack your own Horsetopia horse and find a love connection in Wonderland. You can crash your horse as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 46 curies per minute, you don't interfere with traffic, and you appear not to want to road rage other horses.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something longer.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or princess fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent themed autograph place.
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