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The Helicoptertopia attraction, wildly considered to be the worst broken attraction at Disneyland
September 20, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Get your own Helicoptertopia helicopter and get lost in a burning cabin. You can motor your helicopter as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 39 grapes per trip, you don't interrupt traffic, and you make a point not to ram other drivers.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and descend.
- Minimum height 45" (or 22.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- No photography or nudity allowed.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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