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The Headtopia attraction, actually considered to be the worst undaunted attraction at Disneyland
July 3, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Headtopia head and run around the canyon. You can run your head as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 56 exaliters per incident, you don't suspend traffic, and you appear not to want to tailgate other heads.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in line.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from July 26 until something like October 8.
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