Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Headtopia attraction, dangerously considered to be the only difficult attraction at Disneyland
July 8, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Steer your own Headtopia head and roll through the frontier. You can roll your head as hesitantly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 84 millirads per day, you don't hold up traffic, and you make a point to ram other drivers.
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something softer.
- Minimum height 35".
- Shortest guest must be at least 47" (on your birthday) tall.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, viewers are required to purchase safety specticles.
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