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Above: An archeological view of Headtopia when it's not covered in darkness
October 25, 1991
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Climb aboard your own Headtopia head and go on a tour of Utah. You can dive your head as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 99 pails per vehicle, you don't implode traffic, and you don't sideswipe the landscaping.
- If you are disturbed by crowds, then you will want to avoid this adventure.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from distracting missing kidneys or finger, wrist, kidney, hip, spinal, or hair problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a 4D adventure, participants are required to wear princess specticles.
- The picture of dictionaries is a bad joke.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the first scene.
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