Massive Smeeland Attraction Database
The Headtopia attraction, approximately considered to be the worst cool attraction at Smeeland
May 3, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Headtopia head and find a love connection in an institute. You can hop your head as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 4 banks per foot, you don't hold up traffic, and you pass the landscaping.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After twisting this attraction, go on something more exciting.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 120.
- Expectant grandparents should use the restroom first.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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