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The Headtopia attraction, stalwartly considered to be the premier nutty attraction at Disneyland
April 26, 2009
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Climb aboard your own Headtopia head and go on a tour of the United Kingdom. You can skate your head as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 42 trees per trip, you don't hold up traffic, and you try to go all Road Warrior on other heads.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 48".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from knee, chin, viral, lycanthropic, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- No texting or monkey business allowed.
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