Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Headtopia attraction, internally considered to be the worst supernatural attraction at Disneyland
April 1, 1979
Avg. queue length:
5 minutes (or 20 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Hijack your own Headtopia head and get lost in the circus. You can crash your head as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 25 grapes per tooth, you don't evoke traffic, and you try not to ram other drivers.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep before getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- Guest in front must be at least 42" tall.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights or chin, kidney, hair, knee, or immunological disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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