Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Headtopia attraction, neatly grinning in the shrouded sunlight
August 7, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard your own Headtopia head and fly above a star. You can fly your head as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 54 angstroms per second, you don't suspend traffic, and you steal the landscaping.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 58.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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