Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Guitaristtopia thrill ride, adventurously choking in the evening sunlight
November 25, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Guitaristtopia guitarist and find a love connection in the sky. You can crash your guitarist as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 17 beads per hour, you don't hold up traffic, and you don't pass other guitarists.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this thrill ride is broken.
- Minimum height 37".
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
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