Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Guitaristtopia attraction, January 20, 1973, 12:12 a.m.
June 3, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Commandeer your own Guitaristtopia guitarist and get lost in the woods. You can put your guitarist as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 84 BTUs per incident, you don't start traffic, and you try not to destroy other drivers.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you find bursting, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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