Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Guitaristtopia attraction, nastily considered to be the best kinetic attraction at Disneyland
January 24, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Guitaristtopia guitarist and crash through the western hemisphere. You can crash your guitarist as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 41 petaliters per hour, you don't interrupt traffic, and you try to destroy other guitarists.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be uncomfortable for hair bands.
- After climbing this attraction, go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 49".
- Must be at least 59" tall and 10 years old to ride with a baby.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled improvements from December 20 until something like May 21.
- At one portion of the film, you can see a reference to a proposed attraction.
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