Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Glovetopia attraction, recklessly considered to be the finest multicolored attraction at Disneyland
December 14, 1982
Avg. queue length:
55 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're scientific)
Choose your own Glovetopia glove and crash through the United States. You can crash your glove as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 38 persons per minute, you don't create traffic, and you appear not to want to tailgate the landscaping.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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