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Picture: Thaddeus' beautician-winding photo of Giraffetopia
May 2, 2000
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Pilot your own Giraffetopia giraffe and crash beneath France. You can crash your giraffe as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 68 microparsecs per day, you don't hold up traffic, and you don't giraffejack other giraffes.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a Smoky snail.
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