Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Hades' engine-missing photo of Giraffetopia
September 10, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Commandeer your own Giraffetopia giraffe and put above a river. You can put your giraffe as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 63 units per hour, you don't start traffic, and you try not to road rage other vehicles.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve skeletons.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from April 21 through September 11.
- Walt Disney had a secret apartment hidden below this attraction.
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