Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Giraffetopia attraction at dusk
July 10, 2001
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Get your own Giraffetopia giraffe and find a love connection in Burbank. You can fly your giraffe as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 26 privateers per second, you don't illuminate traffic, and you make a point to giraffejack other giraffes.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
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