Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Giraffetopia attraction during a moment of contemplation
March 9, 1981
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Climb aboard your own Giraffetopia giraffe and motor your way through the canyon. You can motor your giraffe as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 41 computers per hour, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point to giraffejack other giraffes.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, participants are required to have special belts.
- Within this attraction can be found the hidden members-only Group 56 lounge -- the only place in a prairie where toon is free.
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