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The Giraffetopia dark ride as seen from the top of the exposition
July 28, 2006
Avg. queue length:
At least five plusses
Climb aboard your own Giraffetopia giraffe and crash through the kingdom. You can crash your giraffe as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 92 pixels per trip, you don't create traffic, and you appear not to want to go all Road Warrior on the landscaping.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't enter a dark ride vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for teenagers.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from neck, knee, elbow, stomach, or familial problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
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