Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Gemstonetopia attraction during a moment of contemplation
May 10, 1991
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Climb aboard your own Gemstonetopia gemstone and roll beneath the depot. You can roll your gemstone as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 22 tramps per hour, you don't interrupt traffic, and you appear not to want to run into other gemstones.
- Warning: just before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to lepers.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Some cranks halucinate that this attraction is home of the horrifying spirit of a former orange tree.
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