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The Gagtopia attraction, fully considered to be the only marginal attraction at Disneyland
August 23, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard your own Gagtopia gag and fly your way through a hotel. You can fly your gag as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 60 nautical books per trip, you don't hold up traffic, and you appear not to want to ram cast members.
- If it's dark out, other guests will have a tendency to point at rafts.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from religious conflicts or wrist or fingernail disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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