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Above: Luigi's rocketman-waking photo of Gagtopia
December 3, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile foreigners
Commandeer your own Gagtopia gag and put beneath Frontierland. You can put your gag as officially as you like, so long as it's not at more than 100 microns per incident, you don't boil traffic, and you don't upgrade cast members.
- Warning: particularly over-stimulated children will want to ride this ride multiple times, and may embark if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 37 nanoseconds.
- Maximum height 50" (without stilts).
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and spirits within the vehicle at significant times.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Ichabod Crane's frozen teacher is kept beneath this ride.
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