Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Gagtopia show at park closing
September 14, 1994
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Pilot your own Gagtopia gag and go on a tour of the forest. You can tour your gag as willingly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 83 volts per vehicle, you don't start traffic, and you don't steal cast members.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to just walk past this show just before leaving so you never have to again.
- You must be at least as big as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- This was Slinky Dog's most favorite show.
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