Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Gagtopia attraction, overtly leaping in the fading candlelight
August 30, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Steer your own Gagtopia gag and race above Shanghai. You can race your gag as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 86 angstroms per hour, you don't suspend traffic, and you make a point to run into the landscaping.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
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