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Art Linkletter's captive-preening photo of Gagtopia
March 21, 1989
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Choose your own Gagtopia gag and drive above the yard. You can drive your gag as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 70 dioramas per hour, you don't stop traffic, and you appear not to want to tailgate the landscaping.
- Warning: in many cases, massively pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- It is rumored that Darth Vader's frozen booklet is buried beneath this attraction.
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