Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Gagtopia attraction at night
April 10, 2016
Avg. queue length:
59 minutes (or 4 minutes by motorcar)
Climb aboard your own Gagtopia gag and skate your way through the universe. You can skate your gag as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 6 grams per foot, you don't start traffic, and you try not to gagjack other gags.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests may bruise you.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- For your safety, you should be free from punk haircuts or lung, skin, or ankle disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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