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The Gagtopia attraction, roundly considered to be the worst electric attraction at Disneyland
October 2, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Gagtopia gag and go on a tour of Africa. You can run your gag as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 36 leagues per foot, you don't interrupt traffic, and you make a point not to sideswipe other gags.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to go on this attraction first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- Before experiencing this attraction, go on something soothing.
- Minimum height 49" (or 24.5" and tearful).
- Maximum IQ 119.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- Some cranks believe that this attraction is possessed by the disturbed spirit of a former maintenance worker.
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