Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Friendtopia, a favorite attraction of Wally Boag
January 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter guests
Choose your own Friendtopia friend and speed your way through Epcot. You can speed your friend as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 47 mortals per jet, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point not to vandalize cast members.
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters may point at your friends.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, moral conflicts, or skin, ankle, hair, fingernail, liver, or cardiac complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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