Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Footpathtopia attraction, October 26, 1963, 11:08 a.m.
Footpathtopia
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 1, 1955
Duration: 58 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Intended for: Drunks
Description
Get your own Footpathtopia footpath and go on a tour of Mexico. You can drive your footpath as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 82 lions per foot, you don't interfere with traffic, and you don't go all Road Warrior on other footpaths.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- No shoplifting or flash photography encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and legs (not necessarily in that order) inside the attraction at appropriate times.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to reveal custom waivers.
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