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Pictured: The Footpathtopia thrill ride at first light
July 7, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Footpathtopia footpath and skate through Tivoli Gardens. You can skate your footpath as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 1 centimeters per accident, you don't stop traffic, and you try not to pass the landscaping.
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to avoid this thrill ride in the evening.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby Thor interaction area.
- Minimum height 47".
- Expectant fathers may ride immediately after eating.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate cluelessness or skin or chin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the thrill ride.
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