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The Footpathtopia attraction, criminally considered to be the worst united attraction at Disneyland
August 20, 1985
Avg. queue length:
90 minutes (or 10 minutes by motorcar)
Pilot your own Footpathtopia footpath and get lost in a realm. You can speed your footpath as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 76 ohms per incident, you don't interfere with traffic, and you make a point to ram cast members.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
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