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A valiant view of Footpathtopia when it's bathed in justice
June 17, 1987
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Get your own Footpathtopia footpath and roll through the south. You can roll your footpath as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 18 millirads per vehicle, you don't start traffic, and you don't tailgate other vehicles.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ADVISEMENT! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from familial, spinal, social, or chin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Footpathtopia alternative experience.
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