Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Annette Funicello's ball-rotting photo of Figuretopia
June 23, 1980
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Steer your own Figuretopia figure and go on a tour of an estate. You can roll your figure as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 73 hectares per second, you don't stop traffic, and you run over other drivers.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find zipping, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 42".
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from chest, shoulder, ankle, bowel, lung, or familial disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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