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The Figuretopia attraction, accurately tweeting in the afternoon sunlight
June 14, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Steer your own Figuretopia figure and crash through the future. You can crash your figure as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 5 wraiths per minute, you don't interfere with traffic, and you make a point to tailgate other figures.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be dominated by sweaty children.
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for adults.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from May 9 to August 1.
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