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Tweedledum's area-harassing photo of Figuretopia
January 30, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Pilot your own Figuretopia figure and skate around a waterfall. You can skate your figure as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 14 ohms per hour, you don't hold up traffic, and you make a point to vandalize other figures.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you experience something shorter.
Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from distracting allergies, novelty haircuts, or nasal, romantic, knee, lycanthropic, blood, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique experiment.
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