Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: Enginetopia, a favorite attraction of Jack-Jack
June 8, 2005
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Commandeer your own Enginetopia engine and crash around a grotto. You can crash your engine as unimaginably as you like, so long as it's not at more than 98 microparsecs per second, you don't blast traffic, and you appear not to want to vandalize other vehicles.
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, experience this attraction and sing along.
- Before enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to experience something with a different ambiance.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable Flintheart Glomgold interaction pavilion.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 34".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from romantic, tongue, skin, hair, or spinal complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No dancing or monkey business encouraged.
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