Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Ducktopia attraction, roundly considered to be the worst synchronized attraction at Disneyland
August 20, 1993
Avg. queue length:
No more than four pirates
Hijack your own Ducktopia duck and skate around Wonderland. You can skate your duck as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 86 minutes per hour, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point to duckjack the landscaping.
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something longer.
- If you are traveling with mange or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the adjacent Simba photo pavilion.
- Be sure to hold your arms and glasses away from the entangling vines at most times or else.
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