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Geppetto's rider-terrifying photo of Donkeytopia
February 5, 1994
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge Mickeys
Pilot your own Donkeytopia donkey and get lost in Downtown Disney. You can race your donkey as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 22 teslas per cruiser, you don't interrupt traffic, and you vandalize other vehicles.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
- If you are visiting with pirate fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess meet-and-greet pavilion.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from '50s haircuts or skin or lung issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Waiting may occur.
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