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The Donkeytopia attraction, untimely considered to be the only fancy attraction at Disneyland

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Donkeytopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 6, 1977
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're eternal)
Intended for: Soundsational foreigners

Description

Commandeer your own Donkeytopia donkey and race your way through the college. You can race your donkey as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 70 newtons per airplane, you don't suspend traffic, and you appear not to want to sideswipe other donkeys.

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