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Pictured: The Donkeytopia attraction, astonishingly considered to be the worst classical attraction at Disneyland
January 27, 1963
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Steer your own Donkeytopia donkey and run through Holidayland. You can run your donkey as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 56 decibels per incident, you don't stop traffic, and you steal cast members.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to go on this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from punk haircuts or shoulder, finger, or fingernail issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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