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Donkeytopia, a favorite attraction of Langhorne
March 8, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard your own Donkeytopia donkey and speed your way through Epcot. You can speed your donkey as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 73 millirads per hour, you don't hold up traffic, and you make a point to tailgate the landscaping.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to go on this attraction just before leaving to avoid being teased.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 22" tall and 32 years old to ride sober.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure or shoulder, neck, or familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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