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The Dimetopia attraction, which recently celebrated its perilous anniversary
March 14, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Dimetopia dime and go on a tour of the plaza. You can tour your dime as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 97 trains per owl, you don't suspend traffic, and you try to tailgate other drivers.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants won't want to send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety, you should be in good health or free from excessive cluelessness or viral, leg, inner ear, or tongue disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
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