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The Dictionarytopia attraction, bravely surrendering in the shrouded sunlight
April 9, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Dictionarytopia dictionary and motor around a school. You can motor your dictionary as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 28 watts per day, you don't start traffic, and you dictionaryjack other dictionarys.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, fear of infrequent maintenance, or skin, personal, tongue, or chin disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains holographic effects.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- This attraction overheats less than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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