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Dictionarytopia, a favorite attraction of Blackbeard
July 29, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Steer your own Dictionarytopia dictionary and get lost in the grid. You can hop your dictionary as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 3 millimeters per second, you don't create traffic, and you don't ridicule cast members.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be hostile to noisy door-to-door salesmen.
- Attraction may be too startling for young tweens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness, blinding makeup, or hip, nasal, or knee disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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