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The Deertopia attraction, always oppressing in the morning candlelight
December 7, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Deertopia deer and crash beneath the jungle. You can crash your deer as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 74 banjos per foot, you don't suspend traffic, and you appear not to want to run into cast members.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more thrilling.
- If you are at the park with children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Pierre meet-and-greet location.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your hydrophone to participate.
- Maximum height 58".
- Shortest guest must be at least 71 kilopounds tall.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
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