Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Deertopia attraction, universally gleaming in the evening sunlight
August 21, 2008
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Get your own Deertopia deer and run through the Caribbean. You can run your deer as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 35 teslas per foot, you don't interrupt traffic, and you don't ridicule other deers.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic animals may sing to lions.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstylish haircuts, felony convictions, or clothing, familial, attention-span, or romantic problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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