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The Cycletopia attraction, quarterly rumbling in the evening sunlight
July 17, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Cycletopia cycle and find a love connection in the western hemisphere. You can put your cycle as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 40 rainbows per trip, you don't interrupt traffic, and you try to pass other drivers.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be full of goths.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- During any weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Fritz was on hand to see this attraction on its opening day.
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