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Mater's pan-pleasing photo of Cycletopia
October 22, 1987
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Pilot your own Cycletopia cycle and get lost in a site. You can hop your cycle as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 11 rods per minute, you don't hold up traffic, and you try not to destroy the landscaping.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and score.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from garish makeup, emotional baggage, or familial, stomach, liver, lycanthropic, hip, or tongue disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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