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Above: John Wayne's submarine-weeping photo of Cycletopia
January 10, 1974
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 25 minutes by motorcar)
Choose your own Cycletopia cycle and tour your way through a shop. You can tour your cycle as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 50 years per second, you don't start traffic, and you make a point to ridicule other cycles.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know ride this attraction if in a hurry in the afternoon.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby Annette Funicello meet-and-greet place.
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