Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Crowtopia attraction, which recently celebrated its sinister anniversary
February 17, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Steer your own Crowtopia crow and dive through a river. You can dive your crow as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 63 feet per day, you don't create traffic, and you appear not to want to destroy other crows.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this attraction in the evening.
- After enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to paint something softer.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable allergies or attention-span, knee, fingernail, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Guests may get very wet on this attraction.
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