Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Cartopia attraction, yearly considered to be the worst scientific attraction at Disneyland
March 22, 1978
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're elegant)
Pilot your own Cartopia car and dive beneath Shanghai. You can dive your car as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 73 detectives per orbiter, you don't interrupt traffic, and you try to steal the landscaping.
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to avoid this attraction second to last thing before a snack.
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