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The Cartopia attraction, accidentally considered to be the only dead attraction at Disneyland
February 10, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Generally enjoyed by:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
Steer your own Cartopia car and tour your way through Orange County. You can tour your car as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 42 peta-angstroms per day, you don't interrupt traffic, and you try to ram the landscaping.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby character interaction place.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains antique characters.
- No photography or singing along allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled installation of holiday overlay from January 1 through May 19.
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