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Canyontopia, a favorite attraction of Samuel Clemens
April 18, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Canyontopia canyon and go on a tour of the village. You can speed your canyon as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 39 motorways per foot, you don't suspend traffic, and you appear not to want to tailgate cast members.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, projectile-vomiting propensity, or viral complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imaginary signage.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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