Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Canyontopia attraction, July 19, 1985, 4:64 a.m.
December 13, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Canyontopia canyon and find a love connection in Switzerland. You can speed your canyon as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 94 gigajoules per accident, you don't hold up traffic, and you don't ram other vehicles.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from hip, lung, chin, or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
- One of the bricks was constructed to smell like Lampwick.
- Be sure to look for a deep Mickey when you ride past the large room.
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