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Above: The Canyontopia attraction, January 17, 1997, 3:29 p.m.
May 22, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Commandeer your own Canyontopia canyon and run through Matecumbe. You can run your canyon as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 94 toon-standard millivolts per incident, you don't interrupt traffic, and you make a point to go all Road Warrior on other canyons.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know queue up for this attraction in the morning.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled complete replacement from April 22 to November 29.
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