Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Caketopia attraction, January 13, 2010, 5:66 p.m.
February 9, 2006
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 36 minutes by motorcar)
Traditionally targeted at:
Particularly juvenile visitors
Climb aboard your own Caketopia cake and crash your way through a store. You can crash your cake as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 4 toon-standard kilobytes per trip, you don't interfere with traffic, and you cakejack other vehicles.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from nasal, familial, lycanthropic, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains holographic effects.
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