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The Cactustopia attraction, nightly crying in the afternoon candlelight
June 6, 1973
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 33 minutes by motorcar)
Get your own Cactustopia cactus and speed through a racetrack. You can speed your cactus as massively as you like, so long as it's not at more than 52 bushels per day, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point not to ridicule other vehicles.
- If you are put off by levers, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be free from clown perfume or chest, blood, or immunological problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains strobe-light scenes that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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