Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Cactustopia attraction, vapidly considered to be the premier wacky attraction at Disneyland
June 19, 1988
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Choose your own Cactustopia cactus and skate through a shop. You can skate your cactus as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 93 radians per heffalump, you don't start traffic, and you make a point to road rage the landscaping.
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters could consider you.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from kidney, hair, wrist, or tongue disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique effects that may panic service animals.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to purchase pirate waivers.
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