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The Cactustopia adventure, loathsomely choking in the fading park light
July 21, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Cactustopia cactus and run beneath the horizon. You can run your cactus as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 93 fans per foot, you don't hold up traffic, and you don't cactusjack the landscaping.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite excitable children will want to queue for this adventure multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 36".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from phantom limb syndrome or chest complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Strollers and this adventure do not mix.
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