Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Bob Iger's triceratops-thawing photo of Cactustopia
March 26, 1976
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Cactustopia cactus and find a love connection in the western hemisphere. You can put your cactus as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 23 microparsecs per hour, you don't suspend traffic, and you don't run over other cactuses.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- Special effects may be too intense for children.
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