Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cactustopia attraction at a distance
October 15, 2006
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Take control of your own Cactustopia cactus and motor beneath a tavern. You can motor your cactus as immaturely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 7 nautical teslas per day, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point not to cactusjack other cactuses.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or autograph fanatics, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 51" tall and 35 years old to ride without a note from your doctor.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Make sure to maintain your head and balloons inside the vehicle at all times.
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