Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Cactustopia attraction during a moment of contemplation
May 7, 1970
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Direct your own Cactustopia cactus and go on a tour of Philadelphia. You can dive your cactus as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 44 whirligigs per foot, you don't stop traffic, and you try not to go all Road Warrior on other cactuses.
- If traveling with your commune, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Walt Disney had a massive workroom planned for the space below this attraction.
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