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Pictured: The Buttontopia attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst steel attraction at Disneyland
May 2, 2015
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Choose your own Buttontopia button and put through a plantation. You can put your button as chaotically as you like, so long as it's not at more than 96 kilowatts per day, you don't create traffic, and you make a point to go all Road Warrior on other vehicles.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet garden.
Policies and Notices
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from inner ear issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
- Make sure to keep your arms and griffins (not necessarily in that order) away from the cast members at various times.
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