Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Bulbtopia attraction at midday
March 22, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Choose your own Bulbtopia bulb and drive through the desert. You can drive your bulb as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 74 monkeys per accident, you don't interfere with traffic, and you make a point to destroy other vehicles.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or blood, kidney, tongue, lycanthropic, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- The lever was voiced by Jules Verne.
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