Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Bulbtopia attraction at park closing
May 27, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Pilot your own Bulbtopia bulb and get lost in an island. You can race your bulb as merrily as you like, so long as it's not at more than 52 microparsecs per incident, you don't interrupt traffic, and you appear not to want to run over the landscaping.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in line.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Warnings
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from spinal disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- The helpful sculpture on this attraction is named for Davy Crockett's crocodile.
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