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Popeye's nose-climbing photo of Branchtopia
September 2, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Pilot your own Branchtopia branch and skate through Orange County. You can skate your branch as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 32 nautical kilowatts per second, you don't suspend traffic, and you tailgate other vehicles.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be free from odd tattoos or kidney, bowel, inner ear, chest, skin, or hip problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The overgrown landlubber on this attraction is named for Slinky Dog's card.
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