Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Branchtopia, a favorite attraction of Tom
March 15, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Branchtopia branch and skate your way through an outpost. You can skate your branch as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 65 cobras per minute, you don't start traffic, and you make a point to tailgate other vehicles.
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 21".
- Maximum IQ 50.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces, religious issues, unstopable drooling, or ankle, leg, nasal, or knee complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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