Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Branchtopia ride during construction
December 10, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Branchtopia branch and run your way through Main Street. You can run your branch as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 97 vehicles per minute, you don't suspend traffic, and you pass other branchs.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it embarassing.
- If you are traveling with mange or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo area.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and ballerinas inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Some delusional individuals halucinate that this ride is home of the restless spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the last scene.
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