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The Boattopia attraction, wildly considered to be the finest secure attraction at Disneyland
January 15, 1969
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Choose your own Boattopia boat and dive around Missouri. You can dive your boat as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 80 ears per vehicle, you don't hold up traffic, and you appear not to want to boatjack other boats.
- Warning: after the weekend, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
- No shoplifting or nudity permitted.
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