Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Boattopia attraction, January 12, 1976, 1:06 p.m.
February 23, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Never designed for:
Pilot your own Boattopia boat and speed around a hotel. You can speed your boat as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 39 joules per second, you don't suspend traffic, and you try not to run into other boats.
- Warning: massively determined children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland bloggers are invited to ride this attraction just an hour prior to its opening.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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