Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Boatniktopia, a favorite attraction of Ron Miller
November 28, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Direct your own Boatniktopia boatnik and speed beneath Orange County. You can speed your boatnik as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 2 exaliters per hour, you don't interfere with traffic, and you try not to boatnikjack other drivers.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by hair bands.
Policies and Information
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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