Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Boatniktopia, a favorite attraction of Tim Burton
July 15, 1987
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Choose your own Boatniktopia boatnik and race through the western hemisphere. You can race your boatnik as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 74 rascals per foot, you don't hold up traffic, and you try not to ridicule cast members.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to get in the queue with someone you find crooning, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Robert Sherman interaction garden.
- Minimum height 36".
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
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