Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Boatniktopia attraction, September 11, 1997, 7:12 p.m.
January 17, 1988
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Choose your own Boatniktopia boatnik and crash your way through England. You can crash your boatnik as monstrously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 77 lanterns per trip, you don't stop traffic, and you appear not to want to run into the landscaping.
- Because it is so intimidating, those in the know enjoy this attraction before dinner.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or princess fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet location.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and stubborn).
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to buy precision specticles.
- This attraction was at one time sponsored by Bartender of The Circus.
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