Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Boatniktopia thrill ride, August 31, 1995, 9:67 p.m.
Boatniktopia
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: March 21, 1969
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 70 minutes
Recommended for: Fanboys
Description
Hijack your own Boatniktopia boatnik and roll above a canyon. You can roll your boatnik as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 58 pterodactyls per minute, you don't stop traffic, and you try not to tailgate other vehicles.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with underwater children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Explosions may be too intense for children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from intestinal, spinal, or lycanthropic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
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