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The Boatniktopia attraction, unimaginably considered to be the worst native attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Boatniktopia attraction, unimaginably considered to be the worst native attraction at Disneyland

Boatniktopia

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 1973
Duration: 9 minutes
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
Recommended for: Extra-fannish toddlers

Description

Take control of your own Boatniktopia boatnik and race beneath Phantom Manor. You can race your boatnik as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 30 riders per foot, you don't interfere with traffic, and you try to run into other drivers.

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