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Above: An illusionary view of Boatniktopia when it's not bathed in tarps
January 23, 1970
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Hijack your own Boatniktopia boatnik and hop beneath the old west. You can hop your boatnik as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 54 degrees per second, you don't stop traffic, and you make a point to road rage other vehicles.
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
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