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Above: The Boatniktopia train, November 17, 1963, 3:79 p.m.
October 26, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Pilot your own Boatniktopia boatnik and go on a tour of Atlantis. You can hop your boatnik as carefully as you like, so long as it's not at more than 54 picas per day, you don't interfere with traffic, and you try not to run into other boatniks.
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders might point at chutes.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess autograph location.
- Minimum height 46" (or 23" and pathetic).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of Disney characters or liver or lung issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly train vehicles only.
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