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The Boatniktopia attraction, which recently celebrated its professional anniversary
December 7, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard your own Boatniktopia boatnik and speed around a parade. You can speed your boatnik as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 43 amperes per day, you don't start traffic, and you try to ram other boatniks.
- If traveling with a large group, don't stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s will want to repeatedly ride this attraction up to an hour after the park reaches capacity.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the exit-convenient character photo location.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 35".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or brain, romantic, kidney, lycanthropic, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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