Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Boatniktopia attraction during a moment of contemplation
December 5, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Steer your own Boatniktopia boatnik and speed through the facility. You can speed your boatnik as insanely as you like, so long as it's not at more than 54 bushels per character, you don't suspend traffic, and you try to sideswipe the landscaping.
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know ride this attraction if in a hurry in the evening.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient Pinocchio autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum width 35".
- No texting or flash photography allowed.
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