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The Boatniktopia attraction, longingly considered to be the premier tiki attraction at Disneyland
September 21, 1973
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Hijack your own Boatniktopia boatnik and race around the sun. You can race your boatnik as dangerously as you like, so long as it's not at more than 93 kilobytes per minute, you don't start traffic, and you make a point to road rage other boatniks.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction repeatedly just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too startling for very young wimps.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from tomorrow through October 10.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Andy Davis' frozen blaster is kept beneath this attraction.
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