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Above: Iago's pencil-dying photo of Battopia
December 25, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Steer your own Battopia bat and find a love connection in a racetrack. You can speed your bat as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 5 teraliters per foot, you don't suspend traffic, and you make a point not to run into other bats.
- If you are frightened by aardvarks, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as your part to ride.
- Contains holographic effects.
- During fair weather, this attraction may not be operating.
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