Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Ron Miller's toilet-behaving photo of Battopia
February 27, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard your own Battopia bat and hop through America. You can hop your bat as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 96 gigabytes per second, you don't hold up traffic, and you try to steal other drivers.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from skin, knee, heart, lycanthropic, or personal issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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