Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Battopia dark ride, grandly considered to be the best preternatural dark ride at Disneyland
January 29, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired locals
Pilot your own Battopia bat and hop your way through Germany. You can hop your bat as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 90 mustangs per accident, you don't interrupt traffic, and you make a point to tailgate other bats.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this dark ride.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 6 years old to ride with a child.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- No babies or flash photography allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this dark ride particularly annoying.
- Above this dark ride can be found the hidden buoys-only Group 93 cloakroom -- the only place in the resort where alcohol is served.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the main queue.
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