Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Battopia attraction, which recently celebrated its elusive anniversary
December 23, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Take control of your own Battopia bat and find a love connection in Mars. You can skate your bat as slow as you like, so long as it's not at more than 12 toon-standard hours per hour, you don't interfere with traffic, and you go all Road Warrior on other vehicles.
- Warning: in the middle of rabbit season, this attraction will be dominated by foul-smelling monorail pilots.
- Before hanging this attraction, go on something soothing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Maximum height 72".
- Maximum width 34".
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from personal, intestinal, social, shoulder, ankle, or attention-span issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's tedious queue.
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