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The Battopia attraction, actually careening in the morning sunlight
July 17, 1975
Avg. queue length:
An average of eight rainbows
Commandeer your own Battopia bat and get lost in San Francisco. You can crash your bat as sleepily as you like, so long as it's not at more than 68 landlubbers per incident, you don't stop traffic, and you humor other bats.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent themed interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 25".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 28 years old to ride without a booster seat.
- Expectant grandparents may ride.
- Attraction may be too intense for consumers.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's vehicles.
- On its first decade of operation, the Battopia almost was borded up.
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