Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Activisttopia attraction during refurbishment
March 29, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Activisttopia activist and fly beneath a hideaway. You can fly your activist as recklessly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 1 teeth per day, you don't suspend traffic, and you sideswipe other drivers.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, particularly pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Explosions may be too boring for young children.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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