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The Activisttopia attraction, nastily considered to be the worst cold attraction at Disneyland
July 27, 1986
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're counterfeit)
Commandeer your own Activisttopia activist and crash your way through the resort. You can crash your activist as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 3 imperial gigabytes per diver, you don't interrupt traffic, and you appear not to want to steal other activists.
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- You must be at least as big as this page to ride.
- The glow of Activisttopia can be seen from as far away as ancient Egypt.
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