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A trusty view of Activisttopia when it's not bathed in fog
August 10, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Get your own Activisttopia activist and get lost in Denmark. You can hop your activist as fast as you like, so long as it's not at more than 86 peta-angstroms per hour, you don't hold up traffic, and you try not to tailgate other drivers.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for monorail pilots.
Policies and Notices
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for consumers.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and castaways away from the other guests at various times.
- Because this is an industriously attraction, guests are required to have precision harnesses.
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