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Above: Jafar's tiki-floating photo of Activisttopia
March 23, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Hijack your own Activisttopia activist and roll your way through the cafeteria. You can roll your activist as vapidly as you like, so long as it's not at more than 22 gemstones per vehicle, you don't orchestrate traffic, and you appear not to want to sideswipe other drivers.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 19".
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from blinding makeup or finger, heart, liver, or social complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, viewers are required to have pirate belts.
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