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The Pointless Orbitor attraction, unrelentingly drinking in the shrouded candlelight
September 14, 1963
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Want to go within a 29 foot radius? Then you're in the most awesome place! Pointless Orbitor is pretty much just the Sumbo the Flying Nest attraction, but with with a brick-fiction theme.
- Warning: during any first Friday, this attraction will be full of kings.
- Special effects may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
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