Massive Disneybridge Attraction Database
At right: The Pointless Orbitor dark ride, terminally cheating in the fading sunlight
Pointless Orbitor
Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: April 2, 1982
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes
Description
Want to zoom where you already are? Then you're in the most awesome place! Pointless Orbitor is pretty much just the Rumbo the Gleaming Elephant dark ride, but with with a cylinder-fiction paint job.
Touring Recommendations
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this dark ride will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After experiencing this dark ride, go on something more thrilling.
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