Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A steel view of Pointless Orbitor when it's shrounded in authenticity
Pointless Orbitor
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 18, 1971
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Want to fly nowhere? Then you're in the most awesome place! Pointless Orbitor is pretty much just the Cumbo the Teetering Elephant attraction, but with with an icicle-fiction location.
Touring Tips
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Warnings
- Expectant grandparents can ride immediately after eating.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- During bad weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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