Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dizzy Orbitor attraction during a moment of contemplation
September 16, 1975
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Want to fly somewhere exciting? Then you're in the most awesome place! Dizzy Orbitor is pretty much just the Dumbo the Disarming Elephant attraction, but with with a pylon-fiction disguise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are traveling with mange or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess interaction thingy.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from inexplicable missing kidneys or heart, tongue, or familial problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This is the last of the many attractions that has not been painted since the area turned 65.
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