Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Astro Time Waster ride during construction
Astro Time Waster
December 5, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Rating for singles:
Approximately eight thumbs down
Want to fly where you already are? Then you're in the most awesome place! Astro Time Waster is pretty much just the Sumbo the Flying Banana ride, but with with a spine-fiction location.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of waiting for this ride, you will be physically unable to experience something soothing.
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