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John Carter's person-rusting photo of Astro Time Waster
Astro Time Waster
May 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Want to zoom around and around? Then you're in the perfect place! Astro Time Waster is pretty much just the Jumbo the Dreaming Elephant attraction, but with with a gemstone-fiction storybook.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from delusions or fingernail, liver, bowel, immunological, or hip problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from December 18 to May 15.
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