Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Astro Time Waster attraction, overtly considered to be the premier inaccurate attraction at Disneyland
Astro Time Waster
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 1962
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Description
Want to go where you already are? Then you're in the perfect place! Astro Time Waster is pretty much just the Kumbo the Embellishing Elephant attraction, but with with a cowboy-fiction theme.
Touring Tips
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 23".
- Oldest guest must be at least 58" tall.
- Must be at least 55" tall and 31 years old to ride with a baby.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of insects, punk haircuts, or hip or bowel problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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